Beast Battle Simulator
2017
- role-playing (rpg)
- simulator
- sport
- strategy
- indie
- action
- single player
The story
Beast Battle Simulator is a physics based battle-simulation sandbox game featuring dinosaurs and animals. Kamikaze Zebras VS. T-Rex with laser guns, Lions with machine guns VS. a flock of 50 seagulls; anything is possible! Watch as the beasts dismember and rip each other apart in gory detail!
What it’s like
Chunky, cartoonishly low-poly creatures tumble across flat, bright arenas under a plain sky, and the physics does most of the storytelling: limbs flop, bodies ragdoll, and debris scatters with a rubbery, slapstick bounce. Sound is a busy layer of gunfire, roars, squelches and the occasional clatter, with little music to hold a mood. Its vibe is absurd and darkly comic, closer to a toy box left out in the rain than a serious simulation. Pacing is set by the player: you pick two or more combatants, drop them in, and watch chaotic skirmishes resolve in seconds or drag into long, improbable standoffs. Violence is constant and gory in a cartoon register: dismemberment, blood spray and bodies torn apart, played for laughs rather than dread, with no real emotional stakes or characters to follow. Not suited to anyone wanting gentleness, though it is harmless fun for those who enjoy watching absurd matchups play out. Best for idle sandbox tinkering, a distracted late-night session, or friends trading ridiculous scenarios over a shared screen.
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